Death Wish

Since we were married, my husband has always travelled for work. Last year, he had over 300 hotel stays.

In October, he took an early retirement package. This means he has been home--24 hours a day, 7 days a week--with nothing to do.

Last week, he told me how to do the laundry. This morning, he has been reading the newspaper aloud to me. A newspaper I already read.

I may have to kill him.